"If that's what you want me to do, then I will," he agrees evenly. "Although I want to repeat for the record that I am definitely not a real doctor. Field medicine yes, surgery no."
As long as he's sure, Jedao will take his word for it.
"Yes, dear," Jedao says, and drops a kiss on Quentin's forehead.
"One, would you like an extra pump of your painkillers before I disconnect you, and two, are you too tired and/or high to walk? I can get a chair, no problem. It would take a little longer but be slightly less conspicuous than staggering."
"Don't get too excited, I haven't looped all your monitors yet,"Jedao says, giving Quentin the button for his morphine and producing a set of tiny tools and opens up the back of the gently beeping machine recording Quentin's pulse and blood pressure.
"The best heist is one where no one knows anything is missing," he says sagely. "Much less stressful than a chase."
He's about 80% sure that given the diversity of clientele likely to pass through this institution, they could just sign out all above-board with assurances that Quentin had someone to watch out for him during his remaining convalescence, but Quentin asked for a heist, and Jedao did come prepared enough to indulge him.
He's forcibly muffled momentarily by holding some of his tools in his mouth while he works with others. There's a momentary hitch in the heartbeat beeps, but when Jedao leans around to look at the monitor, the rhythm has resumed steadily.
Quentin watches him from the bed, until he realizes he's closed his eyes. These are the good drugs.
He's half dreaming by the time the heartbeat hitches, and the break in rhythm makes him look back up, now much more of a passive party on this adventure.
Jedao has scribbled plausible sounding release information onto Quentin's chart. It won't hold up under scrutiny, let along in conjunction with the scrambled monitors, but it'll be good for some extra confusion, and by then they'll be long gone. He removes the attachments and then the IV, his touch gentle but firm and steady. He presses a bandage from his own kit after disposing of the needle. It looks almost like skin, and Jedao trusts it better. He drops another kiss on Quentin's forehead, taking in the state of him.
"You can rest. I'm going to get a chair to take you out of here. I'll be back in just a few minutes, alright darling?"
He closes his eyes as he's told, and skips out of reality again, just skimming along like a stone. He's smiling, too. How often do you ask someone to rescue you and they put on a hospital heist for you?
"Onward, to freedom," Jedao says, letting his tone be a little bit bright and silly, arranging the last few things in the big pockets on the back of the chair before rolling Quentin out the door and down the hallway. He even waves at other staff as they pass, which makes all of them smile back awkwardly and walk faster because they don't want to let on that they don't remember him.
Jedao takes a hand off one of the chair's handles to pet Quentin's hair for a few soothing moments, the chair continuing on its own momentum. Then he takes a turn down a quieter hallway, and out an unmarked door to some kind of loading dock. There's a long ramp probably more intended for dollies. Jedao throws on a jacket, at which point he looks more like a guy who just prefers comfortable and colorful pants instead of a nurse, and after a few alley twists they emerge onto a bustling but not frenetic sidewalk a block away from the hospital.
"Not far. Close your eyes, love, I'll get you there," he promises, hoping the sounds can blend into one burbling thing, and that Quentin will drift more that way.
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He's happy to see him.
"You should see the other guy."
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"I'm sure. You knocked me on my ass, remember that?"
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There's no nice way to point out he'd done that as easily as blinking, that this had been hard.
"How did you find me?"
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"Someone sent me a message on your communicator."
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He says, and looks up his arm, tracing the IV, then looking back up at Jedao.
"Break me out of here?"
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He reasons, and looks him in the eyes.
"I don't want to be here. Break me out?"
Doesn't matter if it's dumb. Please just save him.
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"Yes, dear," Jedao says, and drops a kiss on Quentin's forehead.
"One, would you like an extra pump of your painkillers before I disconnect you, and two, are you too tired and/or high to walk? I can get a chair, no problem. It would take a little longer but be slightly less conspicuous than staggering."
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He proposes, glancing around them, trying gamely to push himself up to sit.
"You do heists way better than me."
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He admits, pressing the button and watching Jedao begin fiddling.
"It's nice to know a professional."
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He's about 80% sure that given the diversity of clientele likely to pass through this institution, they could just sign out all above-board with assurances that Quentin had someone to watch out for him during his remaining convalescence, but Quentin asked for a heist, and Jedao did come prepared enough to indulge him.
He's forcibly muffled momentarily by holding some of his tools in his mouth while he works with others. There's a momentary hitch in the heartbeat beeps, but when Jedao leans around to look at the monitor, the rhythm has resumed steadily.
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He's half dreaming by the time the heartbeat hitches, and the break in rhythm makes him look back up, now much more of a passive party on this adventure.
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"You can rest. I'm going to get a chair to take you out of here. I'll be back in just a few minutes, alright darling?"
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"Hey, darling. We'll be out soon. Did you give them your hotel address, can you remember?"
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"It's the green one."
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"Okay. That's where we're going, darling."
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He says, and settles properly into the chair, looking around the room.
"Which way?"
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"Sir?"
Says someone behind him, and Quentin looks back over his shoulder, then up at Jedao, but it's not for them.
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"Are we far?"
He desperately hopes it's not far.
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This, he actually really likes. It feels like being tossed about by waves of sound.
He trusts Jedao, and he knows he's perfectly safe.
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